Since someone asked (HI WOLFIE!), here's my bottom 10:
10. People who think it's too cold to ride in Phoenix right now. Shoot, pretty soon it's going to be 115 degrees out, and then they'll think it's too warm.
9. Backordered parts.
8. Big rocks at freeway speeds.
7. Driving a cage when I could be riding my bike.
5. SUVs. Seriously, fuck SUVs.
4. The unridden bike.
3. Not having the right tool.
2. ...Or even an adjustable wrench
1. Being too sick to ride. It just adds insult to injury.