Worst itch in the world.

Is there any itch as bad as an itchy eye at 80 mph on the freeway? Especially when your nose starts to itch next?

I thought I was going to lose my mind on the ride home today. My eye starting itching about 5 minutes into my ride, and kept annoying me all the way home. I tried blinking, I tried blowing air up at my eye, I tried opening my visor just a crack... it just kept itching and itching and itching and itching and driving me absolutely batshit.

Until I was able to stop for long enough to scratch it. It magically stopped itching the second I stopped my bike in front of my garage. I scratched at it anyway (it's the principle of the thing).

That was almost as fun as the time I broke out in hives while riding in to work.