OK. I think the Triumph is gremlin-free.*
I have to say, I'm totally unimpressed with the service writers at the shop I bring my bike to. I kind of wonder if they dislike their job, or what.
At the same time, I'm most impressed with the integrity and class of the mechanics themselves. One of the mechanics found the spot where the Speed Four was leaking (the opening where the stator wires come out) immediately, sealed it, and a couple hours of curing later, I was on my way. No charge when he found out how long I've been bringing the bike there.
There don't seem to be any new oil leaks as of right now. Time for some hooliganism.
*Temporarily, of course.