Like why my freakin' Vespa hasn't sold yet. Evidentally, auto sales are at a 20-year low.
See? It's not that I'm an idiot, I just have really, really, really bad timing. Three months ago, people couldn't get enough gas-efficient transport, and now they aren't buying anything.
Here I was getting all down on myself.
For the time being, I'm going to keep trying to sell the darn thing.
Also, this is my 700th post. That means there must be, like, 10 that are worth reading. Go me.