I rode in to work today because Lady Luck is out of town. After I was too far from home to turn back, I realized I forgot to put the new tab on my license plate.
My registration expires in July, so I'm riding around with an obviously overdue plate.
The dumb thing is I had the new tab sitting right next to my wallet this morning.
Thus far in my motoring career, the infractions I always get pulled over for are problems with headlights and expired tabs.
I hope my ride home is un-police-eventful. It's darn hot out and, as Hunter Thompson said, I have never been able to properly explain myself in this climate.