Apparently, Arizona Bike Week starts Sunday. Here's an article about the dumbosity.
I laughed out loud at the quote "You don't see many of those people riding $80,000 motorcycles." Of course, I was laughing because you don't even see the people who do own $80,000 motorcycles riding them. You might see them standing in the general vicinity of their bikes, now and then.
If there's a biker-slut nearby.
In honor of bike week, I plan to spend my free time for the next seven days getting my VX800 running again.
Oh, and I'll probably go out and hit some twisties. I don't need to worry about the slowbies out riding them, after all. They'll be too busy comparing decorative fringe-length and relative manliness with their chaps-clad dentist.