I thought I'd try something different today. Without further ado, I'd like to present "The Great Motorcycle Pizza Tour Alphabet"
A is for Asshat - Pretty much anyone on the road who isn't me.
B is for Beer - A lovely way to end a day of riding.
C is for Cop - Avoid them when you can, try not to be a dick when you can't.
D is for Dirt - A substance I am well-acquainted with.
E is for Engine - An endless source of fun
F is for Fucking SUV - Seriously, fuck SUVs.
G is for the Great Motorcycle Pizza Tour - The best blog on the web. Tell your friends!
H is for High Octane - It's just fun to say.
I is for Insurance - Sometimes a wrench can "adjust" more than one kind of nut.
J is for Jap Bike - Two wheels, motor in between and a bar to hang on to DO, in fact, make a "real motorcycle".
K is for Kickstarter - A device I probably only miss because I forgot what a pain they are.
L is for Lid - A great tool for catching lunch, also protects your skull in case of impact.
M is for Motorcycle. A vehicle to conquer the world. Also the 2nd most fun thing a person can do.
N is for New Zealand - Where I really, really want to go ride.
O is for "Oh Shit!" - A handy phrase when there are asshats trying to use you as part of their plan to break the laws of physics.
P is for Pizza - It's what's for dinner, not to mention the driving force behind this blog.
Q is for Quest - Such as the Quest to Find the Perfect Slice.
R is for (peppe)Roni - Namesake of the 'Roni Rollers, a club that isn't afraid to ask "What is it like having a 'roni?"
S is for Squid - A special brand of dumbass.
T is for the Ton - "Have you ever gone so fast you could die?"
U is for UTMC. It's not a club, ok?
V is for VX800 - Really, you probably aren't cool enough to ride this bike.
W is for WHIZZ-SPLAT! - The sound you hear 0.5 seconds before a Squid is eligible for reincarnation.
X is for Xtra Cheese, man. Don't be such a cheapskate.
Y is for Year-Round - Which is when I'm able to ride. Ha ha!
Z is for... uh.... Zundapp. I can't believe I remembered that name.