I nearly got smooshed on my way in to work this morning. Some guy decided he really needed to be where I was. Luckily, I was prepared for such a silly decision by a cager and avoided his intrusion like a middle manager avoiding work.
But, just as a refresher, here are the motorcyclist's rules of the road:
1. Never trust a blind idiot driving a cage.
2. Everyone driving a cage is a blind idiot.