I am somewhat cranky.
The Triumph has been in the shop getting de-gremlined for nearly a week, and we're currently having the one week per year where living in Arizona is totally awesome.
The good news is that the mechanic located the oil leaks, and I just need a couple new seals. Also, the battery problem is just a slowly dying battery and not an issue with the charging system. And since it's in there anyway, it's getting a major service done, so when I get it back, it should be a whole new machine.
But waiting until I get it back is killing me.