On Saturday I went to the barber. I got my hair cut short because it's too hot here to tolerate excess insulation on my noggin.
Unfortunately, the barber misunderstood my instructions concerning beard length. He removed almost all of my beard and I feel kind of like a scruffy homeless guy.
That's bad enough, but this morning I discovered he'd cut my beard short enough that it gets caught in my helmet lining and chin strap, which itches like crazy.
I was awfully happy to get my helmet off today. Now I remember why I quit shaving...