I had to pick up a box of the cheap Harley-Davidson Valentine's day cards this year, just on principle.
I am disappointed by their lack of bad-ass-itude. I mean, Harley has an entire department dedicated to thinking up new ways to look bad-ass (yet accessible).
As such, I came up with my own slogans for the cards.
For example, "I'd like you to ride my Fat Boy."
"This Valentine's Day, I want you to wrap your chaps around my Big Twin."
Please feel free to leave your own HD-branded Valentine's slogans in the comments.