Random Moto-Thoughts

• Are there any bikers out there friendlier than Gold Wing riders?
• Just because I saw you coming doesn't mean you aren't a jerk for not using your turn signal.
• You can not out run me in your pick 'em up truck. I promise. So stop trying. I feel bad embarassing you in front of your girlfriend. Again.
• Someday, I want to catch someone's cigarette and flick it back into their car. I don't have a problem with smokers, just assholes.
• I always feel kind of weird passing a large group of hawg-ridin' dudes. I never know if I should wave, or make the day more interesting by flippin' them off and riding like hell. I usually just wave.
• Nothing is as much fun as riding a scooter behind a patch-wearin' bro and watching him get all uncomfortable because you're back there. Scooter-cooties, after all, can jump pretty far.
• I sometimes wish I could understand what people say when they yell to me from the sidewalk/other cars. But then I figure I'm probably not missing out on anything too important.