Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Ducati motorcycles now 50% cheaper to maintain!

Check out the exciting news here!

Alas, they now break down twice as often...

Gary had to go and point out that Ducati makes a sexy, relatively practical bike. He gets cruel when he hasn't ridden for a while. We all still love him, though.

As of this moment, I am accepting donations towards the purchase of a "Great Motorcycle Pizza Tour" Ducati, which will ONLY be used for Great Motorcycle Pizza Touring...

...and stuff.

Donations of $1000 or more will get your picture on the side of this site. Donations of new Ducati motorcycles will get your picture added into the header.

5 comments:

Combatscoot said...

That claim is laughable, actually hilarious. Just to ride your Ducati past the dealership seems to cost considerable money, much less getting it SERVICED. They didn't mention that shop service rates have gone up nearly 15%. I really hope what they claim is true, but I really doubt it. Wasn't the case when I went to Ducati school last year. Would help their sales, though.
John

Steve Williams said...

I was getting ready to write the check but I figured I would wait to sponsor a Vespa.

Our local Ducati dealer has a lot of really sweet bikes in stock. Thankfully I am Ducati immune. Triumphs on the other hand...

Surly said...

How much to get my picture on the side of the bike?

Lucky said...

Surly - which side? For the under side, almost free.

Surly said...

Fuck yeah. I just (and I mean just, like 30 min ago) shaved my head, and I have this Ming the Merciless look going. Imagine the intimidation factor of that when you did a wheelie and the oncoming traffic saw that! The check is in the mail.