Sunday, October 01, 2006

Three Minute Hero

Yesterday I was out riding and saw two douchebags in a green Dodge Neon tailgating a girl on a scooter. When I say "tailgating" I mean "five feet behind her." Since they were following her, and not taking opportunities to pass, I felt that as a Scary Biker Guy, it was my duty to step in and help a sistah out.

I got up next to them and made my patented "sadistic and batshit crazy" face and shook a fist at them, then passed them and got into the lane she was in. They took the hint and got the hell off the road post-haste.

In hindsight, I'm really glad they were just chickenshit bullies.

Anyway, the girl on the scooter was grateful for my intervention. Apparently they had been following her for a long time, and she'd been trying to lose them. I saw her out riding again today, so I guess they didn't bother her after that.

I'd just like to say that guys who pick on girls on scooters need to be hog-tied and dragged behind a bright pink scooter to the nearest "Pee Wee's Big Adventure-style" biker bar, where they are then stomped, tattooed, hung and killed.

5 comments:

red said...

bravo!

Anonymous said...

Way to go, man! If people are gonna see you in that sort of way, you might as well use it to do some good.

Beaker said...

What pussies!! Nothin better than to pick on the widdle girlie on the scooter - I bet they also kick the cat and light their own farts!!

Good on ya.

Surly said...

I hope there's a cozy little corner of hell for bullies to be FUCKED WITH for all eternity. Good jarb, Homestar.

Biker Betty said...

Glad you were able to help her out. We all know that uneasy feeling when someone is following too close.