Saturday, January 21, 2006


So I was scrolling through the stats for my blog, and noticed an odd search. Someone got here by googling for "Pizza Fucking."

I'd just like to state, here and now, that my obsession with pizza is a lot less unhealthy than I thought it was. I mean, sure, I want to eat pizza a lot but that's as far as it goes.

So, Pizza-Fucker, where ever you are, good luck with whatever it is you do and please use protection before getting involved with a pizza that has hot peppers on it. And, for the love of all that is holy, don't tell me about it.


Gymi said...

With the proliferation of pornography on the internet these days, it seems people are striking out in more bizarre directions to satisfy their carnal fantasies. This could be a blessing in disguise. It could be the opportunity that you have been waiting for. It’s is a chance for you to leave the job that you love so much and start the first “pizza lovers” site. It would probably make you the next Larry Flint.

Surly said...

Being Larry Flint is a good thing?
Be thankfull pizza fucking is as weird as it got.

Gymi said...

Stacks of cash like Larry Flint may have been a more appropriate statement. Being Larry flint is definitely not a good thing. Anyway funny post.

Lucky said...

Ok, gentlemen, let's cover the topics touched upon in these comments:

Larry Flynt.
Pizza Fucking.

Jesus H. Christ, you guys are going to give me nightmares. I'm going to go burn my hand with a zippo for a while so I don't have to think about THAT anymore.