So I was scrolling through the stats for my blog, and noticed an odd search. Someone got here by googling for "Pizza Fucking."
I'd just like to state, here and now, that my obsession with pizza is a lot less unhealthy than I thought it was. I mean, sure, I want to eat pizza a lot but that's as far as it goes.
So, Pizza-Fucker, where ever you are, good luck with whatever it is you do and please use protection before getting involved with a pizza that has hot peppers on it. And, for the love of all that is holy, don't tell me about it.