tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13520267.post3851530375389401801..comments2023-12-11T02:23:53.561-06:00Comments on The Great Motorcycle Pizza Tour: Current Mood: Weirded OutLuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12481824369632937289noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13520267.post-22405057169566721362008-12-19T18:00:00.000-06:002008-12-19T18:00:00.000-06:00Never but strange women in your car with sparkly p...Never but strange women in your car with sparkly pants. If they can't figure out how to call the cops themselves they have problems.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12339482384702526549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13520267.post-80947022820940275852008-12-18T13:29:00.000-06:002008-12-18T13:29:00.000-06:00It's never rape or other crime until the check bou...It's never rape or other crime until the check bounces. I go with option three.irondadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17821323482397075170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13520267.post-58634747767742018162008-12-11T10:49:00.000-06:002008-12-11T10:49:00.000-06:00Danny - Well, now if we're going for tactical arms...Danny - Well, now if we're going for tactical arms, I might as well <A HREF="http://gizmodo.com/5100331/a-chainsaw-bayonet-strapped-to-an-ar+15-rifle-is-the-ultimate-zombie-killing-weapon" REL="nofollow">strap a chainsaw to an AR-15</A><BR/><BR/>Doug C - Good thing we don't get too many of them<BR/><BR/>Anonymous - How am I going to strike fear into the undead hearts of zombie hookers with a flashlight that looks like a showerhead?<BR/><BR/>j/k, that flashlight looks pretty nifty, though I'd feel better about it if you'd provide video of it working reliably after getting run over by a tank. So if you could just get on that for me...<BR/><BR/>David - I know I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a fast-moving mag-light.Luckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12481824369632937289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13520267.post-90228633976702586812008-12-09T22:43:00.000-06:002008-12-09T22:43:00.000-06:00Mag-lites have street cred. A big guy with a big ...Mag-lites have street cred. A big guy with a big Mag-lite is a dangerous MF to mess with. Just ask the idiot who side swiped my mirror when parking his trailer. (I drive a big truck for a living.) I grabbed my Mag Lite and hopped out to check the damage. Said bozo stuck his head out of the passenger window to see what I was looking at and why I was banging on his door. He never said a word (Not sure he spoke english at all, maybe russian?) just saw big guy yelling and waving big flashlite. Then he ducked back into truck and hid. :) Ain't I a stinker ;) BTW, there was no real damage, the mirror folded just like it was supposed to. <BR/><BR/>Dave T.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03003653784810150167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13520267.post-41666314819833814772008-12-09T13:28:00.000-06:002008-12-09T13:28:00.000-06:00http://www.amazon.com/Big-Kahuna-AMAZING-Aluminum-...http://www.amazon.com/Big-Kahuna-AMAZING-Aluminum-Flashlight/dp/B000Z7GCRS/ref=pd_bxgy_sg_text_b<BR/><BR/>95 LED, 3 D-cell flashlight. This thing runs nearly forever, on a set of batteries, and puts out all kinds of light. Might be a better choice than a Maglight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13520267.post-15049896065140440472008-12-09T07:50:00.000-06:002008-12-09T07:50:00.000-06:00Wow. Very Weird, indeed. Might wanna watch out f...Wow. Very Weird, indeed. Might wanna watch out for gray days from here on out...Doug Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16314291929364463623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13520267.post-91177360846221754762008-12-09T06:56:00.000-06:002008-12-09T06:56:00.000-06:00Personally I would prefer a sawed off shotgun. You...Personally I would prefer a sawed off shotgun. You can even strap the flashlight to the bottom of it to illuminate your target. Be sure to get a UV buld just in case they are Vampire Zombies. Also use deer slugs or '00' buck shot. Last but not least, aim for the head. Good luck defending your home against Zombie Hookers.Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09007265632011746190noreply@blogger.com